var quotes=new Array() //change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired. quotes[0]='No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.

~ Abraham Lincoln' quotes[1]='Of all God\'s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

~ Mark Twain' quotes[2]='When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?

~ Montaigne' quotes[3]='There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

~ Albert Schweitzer' quotes[4]='Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

~ Joseph Wood Krutch' quotes[5]='I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

~ Jean Cocteau' quotes[6]='With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?

~ Fernand Mery' quotes[7]='A meow massages the heart.

~ Stuart McMillan' quotes[8]='Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.

~ Winifred Carriere' quotes[9]='If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

~ Will Cuppy' quotes[10]='There\'s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.

~ Wesley Bates' quotes[11]='Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

~ W. L. George' quotes[12]='Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.

~ Stephen Baker' quotes[13]='A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

~ Ernest Hemingway' quotes[14]='If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

~ Mark Twain' quotes[15]='The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

~ Leonardo da Vinci' quotes[16]='You can\'t own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.

~ Sir Harry Swanson' quotes[17]='There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.

~ Tay Hohoff' quotes[18]='One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.

~ Barbara Webster' quotes[19]='The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.

~ Jules Reynard' quotes[20]='Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the comtemplative life. He regards the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha.

~ Andrew Lang' quotes[21]='We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind.

~ St. George Mivart' quotes[22]='By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer.

~ Colette' quotes[23]='I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

~ Jules Verne' quotes[24]='There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.

~ Jules Champfleury' quotes[25]='Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

~ Theophile Gautier' quotes[26]='Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.

~ Sir Walter Scott' quotes[27]='The cat seldom interferes with other people\'s rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.

~ Carl Van Vechten' quotes[28]='Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a lot of ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

~ Joseph Wood Crutch' quotes[29]='You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.

~ Jane Pauley' quotes[30]='The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color, scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur, whatever color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world\'s free souls.

~ Eric Gurney' var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length)) document.write(quotes[whichquote])